4 reasons for which you do not want that the spring comes

Spring 2010. This is the starter, the beginning, the starting point of the cinematographic period. Finished the resacón of the Goya and of the Oscars (although we are still waiting for The Blind Side), they come to the big screen the worst thing, the most infamous thing, that one for what, with pleasure, you would lengthen the winter a bit more. Because with the heat father comes the madness, the wild abandon, the cinematographic strip. Movies that will try to sell us even in the Tail Cao, but of which we have to flee as of the pest. Here an advance goes.

Not decisive sexual tension (Miguel Ángel Lamata).
Of the director of Isi/Disi and One of zombis, produced by Santiago Segura, and with the typical casting of everlasting television figures, March 18 comes one: comedy? of that the tension raises you, but for the thick humor that it distills. Counterprogramming: to avoid any temptation of yielding to the inevitable propaganda with that the good one of Segura will flood the TV, Celuloides advises to disconnect the sign of the TDT of your neighbors' community and realize a marathon of rock comedies Hudson and Doris Day.

There goes pair of polis (Cop Out, Kevin Smith).
Small prestige that Kevin Smith had left travels round the toilet after signing a buddy movie in which he does not even sign the script. For Bruce Willis it can still be worth while, but. who coño is Tracy Morgan? As Amy Winehouse would say: "not … not … not.”. Counterprogramming: do some plan for May 21 that bears to go out of the country.

Camp Flipy (Rafa Parbus).
I believe that he does not need any comment. And if you need it, see the teaser and they will wish a meteorite to fall down on the Earth on June 11, 2010. Counterprogramming: of course, nothing of sees The anthill at least from one month before the premiere. And if there is monkey, see The crazy teacher (The nutty professor, 1963) of big Jerry Lewis.

The Karate Kid (Harald Zwart).
Really was it necessary to have this remake? Really was it necessary to make the memory of venerable Pat Morita dirty? Really was it essential that the son of Will Smith was leading it? And what is that thing about quitarse/ponerse the jacket? Anyway … on July 23. Counterprogramming: to go away to China, paradoxically the only country of the world in which the censoring will not leave that the peli is released.

That it is not said that we do not warn it …

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